- PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
CHANDLER: No, I'm alright, thanks.
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
CHANDLER: I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
GAIL: I'm Gail.
GAIL: I, I really have to be somewhere but it was nice meeting you.
CHANDLER: What? Oh this is excellent. You know he could've gotten me a VCR, he could've gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.
eyesore [ˈaɪˌsɔr, ˈaɪˌsor]
PHOEBE: It's not that bad.
CHANDLER: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection.
PHOEBE: Chandler, Chandler.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that... Hi. Hey man, we were just doing some impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. That's actually good.