- Terrific. Something weird happened and I don’t know what to do about it.
What’s going on?
Sheldon’s assistant asked me on a date last night.
How could you do that to me? You know I’ve been working it with Alex for weeks.
Working it? You can’t even talk to her.
I talk with my eyes.
You look like my little cousin when he’s dropping one in his diaper.
She knows I have a girlfriend. It’s so weird.
Oh, my God. You’re loving this.
To my bones. I mean, I’m not gonna do anything about it. I love Penny. It’s just nice to have a young, attractive woman sniffing around the goods.
- I both hate you and want to be you. This is Ryan Gosling all over again.