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  • Oh, damn. They cancelled my Visa. Oh, yay, a new MasterCard.

  • I was going to get my mail.

  • Okay. Are you hoping to get it telepathically?

  • I think you mean telekinetically. And no. Wasn't sure of the protocol now you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.

  • God, can we please just say "no longer seeing each other"?

  • Well, we could if it were true. You live in the same building. You see each other all the time. The variable which has changed is the coitus.

  • Okay, here's the protocol. You and I are still friends, and you stop saying coitus.

  • Good. I'm glad we're still friends.

  • Really?

  • Oh, yes. It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.

  • Right.

  • Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying "coitus" with everyone or just you?

  • Everyone.

  • Harsh terms, but all right. I'll just substitute "intercourse". Or "fornication".