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2019/12/09 分享
  • Why does your mother have to announce who's hosting Thanksgiving at 5:30 in the morning?

  • It's her ritual, Louis. She wakes up at 4:00, sweeps the driveway, looks at old photographs next to a candle, then calls.

  • But your mom chooses Connie and Steve to host every year.

  • And Connie never lets me forget it. But this year is different. We live in Florida now. I've been sending crates of these babies to my mother for weeks. Who could say no to this face?

  • "Juice-ica."

[Phone rings]

  • Mom, what have you decided?

  • This year Thanksgiving will be held at Jesscia's house.

  • Yes! Yes!