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2019/10/10 分享
  • What have you done? You're supposed to go out there and promote the restaurant, not make a fool out of yourself.

  • What are you talking about, woman? You love my impressions. That was Arnold.

  • Not on television.

  • What's the difference?

  • Name one Chinese person on TV.

  • Pat Morita.

  • Japanese, and you know it.

  • What's your point?

  • We don't get opportunities to be on TV. That's why when we do, we need to present our best face not clown around, like you did today.

  • They loved me.

  • You know what it reminded me of? Your favorite character.

  • No.

  • From "Sixteen Candles".

  • Don't say it.

  • Long Duk Dong. (这个梗我还真不知道


  • The Chinese guy in that movie became what everybody thought all Chinese people were. He made people think that was okay. That's why when we get opportunities like this, it matters.

  • Look, I was just a person joking around on a morning talk show. This is not a Long Duk Dong situation.

  • Hello, dad. Saw the show. Very hurtful.

  • Really?

  • I taught you Donald Duck. And you stole it!