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2019/09/17 分享
  • Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night?

  • What do you mean "last night"? Nothing happened last night.

  • Ross invited us all to watch.

  • We weren't gonna miss our friends getting married.

  • Who got married?

  • You did.

  • What? We didn't get married. No, we didn't. Wait, wait, wait. I remember being in a chapel. They would not let us get married when we were that drunk.

  • They'd let you get married. Most people get married in Vegas are drunk.

  • Now, I'm drunk right now. I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation.

  • What are you guys gonna do?

  • Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer.

  • Well, I think, I think... Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so you get the third one for free.

  • Laugh it up, but the joke's on you. because we don't need to get divorced. We're just gonna get an annulment.

  • An annulment? Ross, I don't think surgery is the answer here.

  • Oh, that's your thing! Your thing, that you're the guy who gets divorced.

  • No, no, that's not "my thing". I do not love getting divorced.

  • Yes, you do. This is your third divorce. You love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it. And then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. I'm so drunk.