Way to English
2019/09/07 分享
  • What do you mean, you have no money?

  • Eh... It's kind of a long story. Come in, come in. Come on. Please, have a seat. We're having cash-flow problems.

  • But I thought you were doctors.

  • Oh, no. God, no. We were enrolled as guinea pigs in these drug trials, but then we got disqualified. Yeah, when we said we were in medicine, I guess, technically, the medicine was in us.

  • So, I guess you didn't go to law school, either?

  • Oh, no, no, no. We did. We did. We just hated it. It was so long and boring and expensive, which is why we're so deep in debt.

  • Honestly, we were surprised you rented the house to us, especially when you saw our credit report.

  • Fffft! Credit checks are fluff! This is my credit check...my gut.

  • Then your gut's as bad as mine after that trial IBS drug.

  • Speaking of, the toilet's backed up. Can we get the number for the handyman?

  • Fluff! You know what? Forget this. Pack your...