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2019/08/23 分享
  • Emery, we're gonna be late for dinner at Honey and Marvin's. Why aren't you ready?

  • Sorry. Just give me one second. I'm almost done with my love wall.

  • Love wall?

  • I'm decorating my room with all the valentines I got from the girls in my class. You give love, you get love.

  • I don't know where you get this romantic side from, but this wall looks pretty cool. "Cool". Did I use that word right? Cool.

  • I get it from you two. What's more romantic than meeting the love of your life and living happily ever after?

  • We met at a seafood restaurant waiting in line for the bathroom.

  • I bet it was love at first sight.

  • We both had food poisoning.

  • And love poisoning.

  • Oh, that was the last time I ever ordered an octopus po' boy.

  • I lost two pounds but gained a wife.