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2019/08/20 分享
  • Louis, I did it. I improved Santa.

  • What do you mean "improved"?

  • Dad, did you know Santa was an aeronautical engineer and an accomplished scientist?

  • Oh, really? I thought he was just a jolly guy who comes at Christmas.

  • He is, but he also went to Princeton.

  • Mom said he studied every night and didn't waste time on girls or beer.

  • He prefers for people to focus on his charity work, but the money he made from science is what pays for all the toys.

  • It makes sense. He must know physics to build a flying sleigh. And if he owns the patent, he must be M. C. Hammer rich!

  • Or maybe it's just a part of the Christmas magic!