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2019/07/18 分享
  • How am I supposed to get all this in the car?

  • Let me give you a hand with that.

  • Uh, thanks. Thanks, Santa.

  • Can't call me that anymore. Just got canned.

  • Oh really?

  • Guess a couple people complained I wasn't fat enough.

  • Well, that's terrible.

  • That's what I get for trying not to have a second heart attack. There you go. Always a way to make room. Take it from someone who lives in his car.

  • Oh, well, thank you so much.

  • No problem. Merry Christmas.

  • Wait, wait. Please, let me give you a little something for your troubles.

  • No, that's okay.

  • Do you really live in your car?

  • Yeah. It's not so bad. It's pretty roomy since the wife moved out.

  • Why don't you come over to our place for dinner tonight?

  • Seriously?

  • Yeah. It's Christmas Eve. You can't spend it in your car.

  • Wow, that's really nice of you guys. Listen, can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?

  • We're good. So, uh, why don't you follow us to our house?